One of my favorite lines(this one is said by Jerry)is:“There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in, it builds character.” What's your favorite line?
There are so many best lines so I'll just drop one of my favorites :)
Jerry: Kramer is going to a fantasy camp.
George : Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that's a fantasy camp.
Kramer: Well, I'm just trying to get ahead. Mr. Leland: I'm sorry, there's just no way that we can keep you on. Kramer: But I don't even really work here. Mr. Leland: That's what makes this so difficult....